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Post by Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones on Mar 12, 2013 23:12:15 GMT -5
Dear God, the man was nuts....
But still, he smiled a bit, knowing how happy Else would be when she came back around and heard the news once more. Still, she seemed to have the gist of it...
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Post by Dr. Whale/Victor Frankenstein on Mar 13, 2013 0:02:45 GMT -5
Whale smiled at the scene between man and wife, but then he cleared his throat. It was a private moment. He was about to head out, when he saw Hook look from the married couple to him.
Whale grimaced. "I'm beginning to think that we need to put up a permanent residency up for you here at the Hospital, Captain. You always seem to be hobbling your way back in here... Shoot any harmless, smallish girls to feel better about yourself lately?"
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Post by Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones on Mar 13, 2013 8:30:38 GMT -5
Hook rolled his eyes, he'd been saving more than taking lives really," I have no qualms with what I did, in fact I believe I saved her from a horrible life living with a monster" He stated matter o'fact-ly. Though had Else or Ariel asked him the same question.... he might have answered differently.
"and while I know how you love my company Doctor," He smirked," I'll have to pass on your 'Permanent Residency' offer, I'll be fine come morning" he said trying to hide any sign of the throbbing, intense pain he was experiencing EVERYWHERE
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Post by Dr. Whale/Victor Frankenstein on Mar 13, 2013 9:07:43 GMT -5
"Not if you have internal bleeding, Hook." With a grimace, the doctor tried to help the pirate up, but the captain swatted him away. "Oh goodgod, man, suck it the hell up! If you're not looked at, I don't see much sailing for you in the days ahead."
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Post by Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones on Mar 13, 2013 9:47:41 GMT -5
"I'm. Fine," he growled, but Whale wasn't about to take 'no' for an answer. Finally Hook allowed the man to help him into another room in the Hospital. Dear God, if his ribs were broken again Hans would have hell to pay
"I'm actually in a hurry to be out of this place, so if you could kindly hurry with whatever procedure it is you have to preform I would greatly appreciate it," his breath was heavy, for him simply walking to the room had been a great effort.
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Post by Dr. Whale/Victor Frankenstein on Mar 13, 2013 13:59:41 GMT -5
"This world's medicine is effective, but TIMELY, Captain." Whale counteredd, mock politeness abound. " Whale pulled a curtain closed, separating their area from an area with a little old lady eating jello. "Evening, Allison." The doctor smiled before pulling it closed. "Okay, remove the coat and shirt." Whale ordered, taking out a sterile pair of gloves from his coat pocket. Who knows the last time the scurvy pirate had BATHED.
"Hopefully your ribs are fine, but if you have abdominal bleeding, we'll have a problem. I'll have to run a test check your red blood cell count to be sure..." He didn't care if the pirate didn't understand any of the jargon; in fact, he kind of liked stumping the old world man.
"So... some to do at the Fitch's house tonight." Whale commented off hand. "'Friends' of yours?" He asked, curious as to how the Pirate could find himself dining with ANY household in Storybrooke. He must make 'friends' fast....or at least with the ladies of the household...
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Post by Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones on Mar 13, 2013 14:13:53 GMT -5
"Else and Ariel yes...." Hook nodded, he had no idea what sort of babble the man was spewing- and people actually listened to this man? Well.... he fixed him once didn't he? Still.... "Her husband as you can see hasn't really warmed up to me- ah!"
He cringed, whatever the Doctor did, it didn't feel pleasant," And what about you Doctor, how are your friends? I assume you have them...."
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Post by Dr. Whale/Victor Frankenstein on Mar 13, 2013 14:31:50 GMT -5
Whale gave a mock smile. "I have SOME... not many, I admit, given who I was before the curse..." He said, skimming the surface of Hooks abdomen, looking for odd protrusions. There was clearly bruising, but nothing life-threatening according to the looks on the outside. "But they enrich my life to a point of contentment that you'll clearly never understand. Breathe in, deeply, expanding the diaphragm as much as you can before it REALLY hurts."
"But they are all fine, safe, and accounted for, thank you."
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Post by Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones on Mar 13, 2013 14:53:28 GMT -5
"Ah, yes- the dark haired lass.... So she hasn't wizened up then?" He took a deep breath and grinned," You've done better than I might have guessed you would...."
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Post by Dr. Whale/Victor Frankenstein on Mar 13, 2013 15:15:35 GMT -5
Whale narrowed his eyes at Hook, taking his fingers and pressing down not so gently on a bruise. "Oops...slipped." His sexual relationship was none of the pirates business... as much as it ate him up inside on how much he wanted to brag...
He took out a needle and prepped it for a blood sample. "Tell me, Captain... have you ever made love to a she-werewolf?" He pricked the pirate and drew out the blood. "They are fickle, but passionate creatures that will leave you all but aching and pleading for more... and you must keep them BEYOND sated if you want them to return to your bed again and again... begging and howling in severe satisfaction..." He pulled the needle out.
"It is quite the adventure... Each. And. EVERY. Time." He smirked down at Hook. "You can keep your easy mermaid." He then shed the gloves off and threw them in the waste basket. "It looks like your ribs are fine, though there is some swelling in your abdomen that I'm going to check on to make sure it is just from the bruising..." Whale held up the vial of blood. "After I get the results... I can probably prescribe some STRONG medicine... I'm sure your insurance will cover it... otherwise, I think Tom Clark the pharmacist will settle for gold coin.
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Post by Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones on Mar 13, 2013 15:40:09 GMT -5
Hook groaned and held the place Whale had pressed against, leaving his abdomen screaming in pain," How nice for you...." he managed, he was very quickly loosing the ability to banter with the man anymore....
"How long do you think it'll be till she eats you alive, Doctor? I doubt you can keep her as satisfied as you say forever, perhaps that's why she's really staying, a free meal," He mused
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Post by Dr. Whale/Victor Frankenstein on Mar 13, 2013 16:22:21 GMT -5
"Werewolves aren't in the habit of eating their mates, Captain. Only in the giving and taking of exquisite, animalistic pleasure..." Unless they want to break the mark bond, but dammit, HOOK didn't have to know that... "But enough about me... word is you're going on a trip sometime soon. How strange that it happens to be at the same time that Mr. Gold has left as well... Apparently no woman here in Storybrooke can hold your interest enough to sway you from your pursuit. Experiencing some unrequited feelings for the imp with a limp?"
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Post by Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones on Mar 13, 2013 16:33:18 GMT -5
Hook growled and grabbed the Doctors coat with his Hook and swung his fist into his jaw.
"we're done here," He snarled then turned to leave
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Post by Dr. Whale/Victor Frankenstein on Mar 13, 2013 16:48:54 GMT -5
Whale stumbled back... holding his jaw. WHY WAS HE ALWAYS GETTING HIT IN THE FACE? The gut is JUST as painful... no one seems to realize this.
As soon as the pirate was out of site, he took out his cell and hit the speed dial, calling the one person he detested ALMOST as much as the pirate.
"He didn't fall for it... he's leaving." He grunted.
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Post by Charming/David Noland on Mar 13, 2013 16:51:31 GMT -5
"It's alright... I'm here already." David answered, spotting Hook emerge from the room a little ways down the hallway. "I see him...." He hung up.
"HOOK." David called, he made way towards the pirate, almost sauntering...as to not spook the man into fleeing. "If you would kindly follow me, so I can throw your ass in jail, please..."
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